quid pro quo

oh, belated?

merry birthday and happy christmas! frm me. 

to my dear girl

my dear girl,

i saw on fb, of your friend’s ex who broke up with her while he was away overseas for studies and saw him and his new girl. and i know for sure, he made a bad mistake, cos she wasnt even prettier. 

so here i am, telling you my dear girl, i love you and i know for sure you are the only and most beautiful girl i ever want to spend my life with.

I love you!

Farters Vol. 1 #01

Don’t you hate it when taxi drivers fart silently?

Such a pity

Are the people of our working generation so tired from sitting at their rotating chairs that when we take the train, we gotta rush for that 1 prized recently emptied seat? Till the extent you will fight for it and let a senior in your line of sight stand?
Such a pity, that civilisation has degraded to this extend

the festive and spirit of the national day is gone, back to mundane work and our daily usual life till the next hols

but while we are at it, i seriously need to rant at something!

why the fuck cant people who cant cook, dont know how to cook, and wont even help or wanna learn or want to cook ever know what is humility?

i had a bbq recently, and some people who, thank the god arent my friends to begin with, were sitting around the serving table, talking and yaking and being so delirious to what the others were doing at the grill.

god help them, when i went to grill prawns, skewered on the sticks and grilled over good heat and some flame for just about 5-6 mins, plus i stupidly went to deshell them prawns :/

and they claimed that the prawns were uncooked as they werent tough enough

thank goodness that bbq is over!

New Word of the Day/Week/Month

here comes the new word that i have never seen or heard being used before in my life:

Probity (n)

if and when more words come to my attention, they shall come here and join the list!

New Word of the Day/Week/Month

i feel like making a new segment, maybe it shld be called word of the day, then i’d be made to come here everyday with a brand new word, therefore it guess i’ll stick it to the current title.

the new word that I learnt today is:

Aplomb 

should I add the meaning here?

Peak hour public transport in sg needs help!

my awesome mom

Last night, while in the cinema before the start of HP:DH2, they previewed this trailer:
which showed harrison ford, daniel craig, olivia wilde, there were dressed in dusty western darb with guns and horses. Then out of nowhere, alien crafts appeared to attack the humans.
My mom turned to me and ask me, “why are there aliens in a cowboy flick?”
As she was asking me, it was almost at the end of the trailer. So I told her to read the title.
The title appeared as I said it and my mom started laughing at herself!

‘Cowboy & Aliens’

i went through all my photos, trying to find a decent photo of myself so i can put in my resume, smth fun, nothing serious, but still a lil bit presentable.

and i only managed to find photos of myself looking, gay, drunk, crazy, an idiot, doing stupid stuff, hugging a lot of guys, and contorting a lot of my face :P 

bummer.